They say true love comes only once in a lifetime And even though we’re from opposite ends of the earth My heart tells me you’re the one for me
Mahmoud, I remember when it started, saw you on the news You hating gays, I was eating food I was feeling you, and even though I disagree with almost everything you said You ain’t wrong to me, so strong to me, you belong to me Like a very hairy Jake Gyllenhaal to me Mahmoud, make my heart beating out of my chest my mind says no but my body says yes You ain’t no threat, the only threat I see, is the threat of you not coming home to me Our love for each other is like when atoms collide Can’t express how I feel, and yo Adam let’s ride
And Iran, Iran so far away is your home, but in my heart you’ll stay
He ran, for the president of Iran We ran together to a tropical island My man, Mahmoud is known for violence Smiling, if he can still do it then I can They call you weasel, they say your methods are medieval You can play the Jews, I can be your Jim Caviezel
S&M, (?) when we’re wrestlin’ You can be the port that I put my vessel in So I try to (?) but you can still see me With your sleepy brown eyes, butter pecan thighs And your hairy butt… Yeah.
And Iran, Iran so far away Come home, and in my arms you’ll stay Used to look at the stars and dream Around the world the same stars we’re seeing And a twinkle in your eyes Mahmoud
Talk smooth to me, in the night sky With you pants high waisted, damn so fly We can take a trip to the animal zoo And laugh at all the funny things that animals do Like Eugene, you got me straight trippin’ boo Hope you look at my eyes and say I’m trippin’ too You say (?) but they already do You should know by now, it’s you
You crazy for this world Mahmoud So give us another Holocaust all you want But you can’t deny that there’s something between us I know you say there’s no gays in Iran But you’re in New York now baby So time to stop hating and start living